My Phonex

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Bewafa waqat se wafa mange,
Chhod! e dost tu e kya mange !

Doston se bhi dil nahi barham,
Bas isi zurm ki saza mange !

Maut aaye to zindagi chahe,
Zindagani me jo kaza mange !

Be-hijabi bhi be-wafayee hai,
Aayeena parda-e-wafa mange !

Ab to khud ko mita liya hamne,
Aur kya ab teri raza mange !

Uski neeyat me khot hai zakhmi,
Aur o pyar be raya mange !!

Baaton baton mein bicharnay ka ishara ker k
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker k

Sochta rehta hon tanhai mein Anjam-e-Khuloos
Phir usi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker k

Jagmaga di hain teray shehar ki galiyan mein nay
Apnay her ashk ko palkon pay sitara ker kay

Daikh laitay hain chalo hosla apnay dil ka
Aur kuch rooz teray sath guzara ker k

Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhtay hain yeh aziat gawara ker k

Kisi nay dil badal liya, Kisi nay dharkan badl li, Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko, to aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li

Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai?

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.