My Phonex

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

In pakistan survey was done:
How many girls want to meet with Saquib
Survey repot
5% says yes
0% says no
95% says kuhawab maat dikhao
Humari aise kismat kaha

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
.
.
.
bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi…..

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Husband – tum kon hoo

Biwi – pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND – nasha her gham bhola deta hai