My Phonex » Funny SMS http://www.myphonex.com Your one stop online resource for mobile phone reviews & consumer product reviews. Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:30:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha http://www.myphonex.com/sardar-ne-makhi-k-par-tor-k-kaha/ http://www.myphonex.com/sardar-ne-makhi-k-par-tor-k-kaha/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:58:20 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/sardar-ne-makhi-k-par-tor-k-kaha/ Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/boy-tum-mujh-se-shadi-kro-gi/feed/ 0 Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain http://www.myphonex.com/hum-apko-dekhne-ki-chahat-rakhte-hain/ http://www.myphonex.com/hum-apko-dekhne-ki-chahat-rakhte-hain/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:33 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/hum-apko-dekhne-ki-chahat-rakhte-hain/ Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/hum-apko-dekhne-ki-chahat-rakhte-hain/feed/ 0 Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay http://www.myphonex.com/abhi-to-sirf-plot-kharida-hay/ http://www.myphonex.com/abhi-to-sirf-plot-kharida-hay/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:01:55 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/abhi-to-sirf-plot-kharida-hay/ 1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/abhi-to-sirf-plot-kharida-hay/feed/ 0 Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain http://www.myphonex.com/hum-doston-ko-bohut-buri-saza-dete-hain/ http://www.myphonex.com/hum-doston-ko-bohut-buri-saza-dete-hain/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:02:18 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/hum-doston-ko-bohut-buri-saza-dete-hain/ Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…

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“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/businessman-explaining-the-reason-for-having-2-wives/feed/ 0 Love is possible after friendship http://www.myphonex.com/love-is-possible-after-friendship/ http://www.myphonex.com/love-is-possible-after-friendship/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:03:14 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/love-is-possible-after-friendship/ Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

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in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/wife-nonsense-it%e2%80%99s-only-a-matter-of-patience/feed/ 0 Only true friends stand by u http://www.myphonex.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/ http://www.myphonex.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:15 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/ Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

]]> http://www.myphonex.com/only-true-friends-stand-by-u/feed/ 0 When u feel sad…. http://www.myphonex.com/when-u-feel-sad%e2%80%a6/ http://www.myphonex.com/when-u-feel-sad%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:04:41 +0000 admin http://www.myphonex.com/2008/03/04/when-u-feel-sad%e2%80%a6/

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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