My Phonex

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!